The Internet Is For Porn and Sex

Over the last few days you may of noticed the site take on a total new direction with posts like Vagina Monologues and songs about licking pussy.

The idea behind this little experiment was to see if the old adage the net was invented for porn and usefull in getting laid was true, and do you know what I have found a marked increase in traffic to www.corkmedia.net since these posts.

The posts were purposefully loaded with key words. Using Google I added the words how to in the search tool and this is what it suggested I may be looking for which prompted this little experiment:

127,000,000 results for how to have sex,115,000,000 for how to kiss, compared to just 25,000,000 on how to loose weight.

It’s correct that we use the internet to check our portfolio and trade stocks on-line, buy and sell things on e bay and even send a loved one a virtual birthday card, but what  I find is that most people will surf for, once their work has been complete is:

“How to have sex , sexual intercourse, masturbate, have oral sex, have an orgasm?

How To Have Sex in a Car. Since it arrived in the 20th century, the automobile has provided an alternative place for sexual congress.

How to Have Sex in the Office and Not Get Caught.

How to find sex using google adwords.

The decision whether to have sex or not is an important one but do I really need to know about other peoples conquests. If you believe some of the yarns Some first time sex stories have a happy ending, while others are full of misery.

We like to think of children as sweet, modest and innocent.  Unfortunately, they have access to the Internet, and apparently they know why it exists: an American study by Norton found  that “porn” was the fourth most popular search for kids 7 and under. This is, of course, of profound concern. Easy access to porn is spoiling our youth and depriving them of that most important childhood ritual: stealing Dad’s porn.

Research by WinMonkey the competition website revealed that of those that watch porn online, 87 per cent immediately erase their browsing history, while only a third would publicly admit to it.

According to WinMonkey 65 per cent of men said they spent most of their time online playing games, while 62 per cent said social networks including Facebook dominated their surfing time and 55 per cent claimed their time on the web was spent watching funny videos on sites such as YouTube.

Furthermore 36 per cent of men admitted they spend more time online than in the pub or with their friends. This is up on the 26 per cent that said the same thing last year.

Of the men that preferred surfing the net to going to the pub, 47 per cent said that it was better for saving money, while 20 per cent said that they liked not having to speak to a real person.

Sam Notaro from WinMonkey said: “We have had a huge rise in the number of visitors to the site, so it’s hardly surprising that men spend the majority of their time online playing games. Even a third of men who go on social networking sites like Facebook do so for the games”.